Date-stamped : 22 Dec95 - 06:30 Electronic Telegraph Friday 22 December 1995 England A Tour - Review: Success amidst the bizarre and bazaar By Simon Hughes OF all the major cricketing countries, Pakistan is the hardest to tour. Arrangements are liable to sudden change, ground amenities can be badly neglected, and there is nothing much for westerners to do in the evening. "I don`t think I`ve ever been on a tour where there`s been such a lack of facilities for the players," said team manager John Em- burey. But two months of relative deprivation never did a young player any harm and this group will arrive back in England today with a better sense of perspective as well as a more rounded talent. Incompetent groundstaff, lack of practice areas, and the con- straints of living in a Muslim country have not deflected them from their goals, and they return triumphant in the Test and one-day series, remaining unbeaten until they tripped at the fi- nal hurdle. After a resounding win in the first Test, and a partial wash-out in the second, England nearly squandered their lead in the third due to a bizarre sequence of events, not the least of which was the participation of the official match referee in a different game over the road. That they salvaged a draw, thereby clinching the series, was largely down to the defiance of Jason Pooley and Dean Headley, two urbane characters not originally selected for the tour. Headley clutched his unexpected chance with both arms, and so did Pooley until he damaged one ducking into a bouncer. Because of the wealth of competition neither is a certainty for the Test arena, but you cannot fault their commitment or aptitiude under pressure. There was precious little of that on this tour as it turned out - England were too well drilled to be stretched by a talented, but predominantly naive Pakistan team. Nasser Hussain regularly exposed their lack of knowhow with a number of scintillating innings, at times toying with bowlers and field-settings, and stood head and shoulders above any other batsman in the series. If the selectors fail to see that Hussain is one of the six best batsmen in the country, then they should visit an optician Understandably, he was miffed to be passed over when a replace- ment for John Crawley was summoned to South Africa. If the selec- tors fail to see that Hussain is one of the six best batsmen in the country, then they should visit an optician. His captaincy was not quite so impressive, however, and partly accounted for several players` lack of opportunity. Shaun Udal suffered from a general assumption that off-spinners do not take wickets in Pakistan and bowled less than 80 overs on tour; Richard Stemp, too, spent a lot of time twiddling his thumbs rather than the ball. Because of injury and lack of con- fidence, Craig White`s tour never really got going until the last week. Keith Piper kept beautifully and the liaison between Jason Galli- an and Nick Knight formed an effective opening partnership. Knight works hard at his game, but Gallian looks the tighter player and his bowling is better than average. Anthony McGrath certainly created an impression off the field with his quirky humour and Emburey offered a positive analysis of his batting: "He didn`t have a great finish to the tour but he`s got a big future having showed early on that he`s got the talent to play at this level." The remainder had their moments but lacked overall consistency, which was not helped by the stop-start nature of some matches. Bad weather and the whims of groundsmen and umpires cost the teams a total of 34 hours playing time during the three Tests. Luckily, there was always a bustling bazaar nearby selling leath- er and handicraft goods at "special low prices", so at least the players could save money on their Christmas shopping. Source :: Electronic Telegraph (http: www.telegraph.co.uk) Contributed by Shash (shs2@*.cwru.edu)