When I was planning my trip to Oz in May, I started using this site for information. Along with me there were hundreds of other newcomers joyfully planning there trip and gladly receiving tips from experienced tourists. I thought "what a great website".

Now it seems it has been infiltrated by gloating aussies, with nothing better to do than try and wind people up. So I have a message for them:

I am flying to Sydney for the last test. I have been looking forward to my trip since May, and nothing is going to spoil it! The chances are we will be 4-0 down by then, but what the f***! I know you are the best cricketing team in the world. But I'm coming to watch my national side try it's best, get away from Mrs Angry, get away from cold and wet England, drink loads of beer, and meet new friends.

That is what this English supporter wants to do. And no gloating idiot is going to spoil it!!! So go and talk to someone who really cares.

© Barmy Army