Chris Baron - "Saqlain: Could someone just help me to move Inzamam a little squarer!"

Graham Strange - "I hate it when Wasim insists on us playing Twister"

Lindsay Cohen - "More than one Pakistani player in the World Cup has required the Heimlich manouver after catching a ball in the slips of Shoaib Akhtar's bowling"


Honourable Mention to:

Sumanth Raman - "Good heavens Inzi! You've got a run out a it's actually someone from the other team!"

Abhishek Pande - "How times have changed, David and Goliath hug each other"

Richard King - "I'll have to sit this dance out Saqqy, my hand hurts too much"

Mark Woodley - "Inzamam in despair realising lunch is another hour away. Saqlain is faced with the unenviable task of calming him down"